Want to buy a dildo online? 

Nervous about buying your first dildo online? Or simply want to get a joke gift delivered and feeling anxious about purchasing something like this online? Don't be. 

Always remember that the people packing your order are so immune to the objects that they are packing that it is never something to worry about. There is no judgement, nor do they think twice about the items that are getting packed into your delivery. 

ALL CONDOM KINGDOM PARCELS are shipped to you discreetly. Which means that they arrive to your door, workplace or post office in a plain brown box with absolutely no tell tale of where it came from. 

If you feel anxious still about receiving your order, you can alway put down a fake name. Just remember to write it down so you don't forget what you named yourself. 

The perfect dildo 

SHOP THE CLASSIC DILDO HERE

We have made dildo shopping a whole lot easier for you by finding the perfect dildo. It is 9 inches long, which is about 22cm or about two closed fists on top of each other as a reference. 

It is latex and phthalate free with a realistic and flexible shaft. This toy is fully waterproof and you can use the suction cup base to suction this to the shower glass or bedroom mirror. It is O-Ring Harness friendly which is one of the most standard harness compatibilities. 

For more fun put a vibrating ring around the shaft to add vibrations. Shop pleasure rings here.